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The Most Complete List Of Ways To Annoy People, Cops, Your Roommate, And More.Annoy People1. Pay tolls with $100 bills2. Leave your supermarket cart on the street or in the middle of the parking lot3. Eat produce at the market; don’t buy it4. When giving directions, leave out a turn or two5. Leave the outdoor Christmas decorations up until March or April6. Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons7. Knock and ask “How is it going?” to someone constipated in a public bathroom stall.8. Develop at least three strategies for cutting into the front of lines9. Announce when you’re going to the bathroom10. Chew other people’s pencils11. Invite lots of people to other people’s parties.12. Wear large hats during the movies13. Touch strangers14. Tell little children the truth about Santa Claus15. Bite your dentist’s finger16. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.18. Leave lipstick prints on people’s cheeks and foreheads19. Don’t stand during hymns and anthems20. Dance fast to slow music and vice-versa21. Tell people they have bad breath22. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.23. Flirt with a friend’s spouse24. Sit in the home bleachers and cheer for the other team25. Shake with your left hand26. Use the quote bunnies after every other word you say when talking to someone.27. Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you “like it that way”.28. Drum on every available surface.29. Staple papers in the Christmas Songs Jukebox middle of the page.30. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go”.31. Honk and wave to strangers.32. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter’s Orange.33. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.34. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register.35. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.36. Pay for your dinner with pennies.37. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.38. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.39. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.40. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.41. Reply to everything someone says with “that’s what YOU think.”Annoy Cops42. Say out loud when he/she approaches you “You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you?”43. Ask to see his gun.44. When he’s telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.45. Say out loud “Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!”46. Slap his hand and say “Bad cop! No donut!”47. When he frisks you, say “You missed a spot”, and grin.48. After every other sentence oink like a pig quietly to yourself but loud enough for him to hear you.49. Refer to him by his first name.50. When he comes up to the car, say “License and registration, please” right when he says it.Annoy Your roomate51. Smoke weed. Do whatever comes naturally.52. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class.53. Twitch a lot when you guys eat dinner.54. Pretend to talk while pretending to be asleep.55. Steal a fishtank. Fill it with beer and dump sardines in it. Talk to them.56. Ask him/her to do you a favor and get you a drink, then when they bring it, slowly pour it on the floor.57. Clip your toenails while watching a movie or eating dinner.58. Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat. When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin.59. Speak in tongues.60. Move you roommate’s personal effects around. Start subtlely. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually glue everything s/he owns to the ceiling.61. Walk and talk backwards.62. Spend all your money on Jolt Cola. Drink it all. Stack the cans in the middle of your room. Number them.63. Spend all your money on Transformers. Play with them at night. If your roommate says anything, tell him/her with a straight face, “They’re more than meets the eye.”64. Recite entire movie scripts (e.g.”The Road Warrior,”"Repo Man,” Casablanca,”) almost inaudibly.65. Kill roaches with a monkey wrench while playing Wagnerian arias on a kazoo. If your roommate complains, explain that it is for your performance at art class (or hit him/her with the wrench).66. Collect all your urine in a small jug.67. Chain yourself to your roommate’s bed. Get him/her to bring you food.68. Get a computer. Leave it on when you are not using it. Turn it off when you are.69. Ask your roommate if your family can move in “just for a couple of weeks.”70. Buy as many back issues of Field and Stream as you can. Pretend to masturbate while reading them.71. Fake a heart attack. When your roommate gets the paramedics to come, pretend noth
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