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Im in an improv class and im supposed to come up 25 of the most hilarious ways to annoy people?
Well here we go 1) sing the Batman theme song incessantly 2)l follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol3) insist on running your cars windshield wipers in all weather conditions to “keep them tuned up”4) Reply to everything some says with “thats what YOU think”5) Speak only in a robot voice6) signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over you ears7) give a play-by-play of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cossel voice8) if you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with a pen while 45 Rpm Plastic Inserts talking to others7) sing along at the opera9) wear a special hip holster for your remote10) Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that youll be saying more any moment11) tape pieces of “Sweating to the Oldies” over the climactic parts of a movie12) Drum on every available surface13) At golf tournaments, chant “swing batababta swing”14) stomp on little plastic ketchup packets15) Pay for your dinner in pennies.16) routinely handcuff yourself to furniture , informing the curious that you don’t want to fall off in case the “Big One” hits17) Highlight irrelevant information on scientific papers and “CC.” Them to your boss18) Forget the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener “it was a real hoot”19) listen to 33 rpm records at 45 rpm speed and claim the speed is because of your “superior mental processing”20) try playing Yankee Doodle by tapping on the bottom your chin. When nearly done, announce “No, wait! I messed it up” and start all over agaWell, that’s it. Is it hilarious? Or is it lame? I’m open to suggestions.Yes I need help with coming up with 5 more annoyances. I’m stuck here. P.S. this is a writing exercise so the instructor can get a taste of our individual senses of humor.
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